How Not To Make A Furniture Commercial

It is getting near that time of year again where we see the furniture sites buy up some precious TV air time to advetise their wares. With contemporary furniture, it is slightly different, as it not yet a mass market in the mainstream, however more and more people are turning to modern furniture to help stamp their own mark with their interior furnishings.

With that said, how would you go about making a TV commercial for furniture. Get actors to mime to a rock tune? Show children bouncing on your yet-to-be-purchased living room sofa suite? Or would go for the following adverts currently doing the rounds in YouTube?

Make a rap about your Furniture Store :

Or Beat The Crap Out of Your Furniture Stock With a BaseBall Bat :

Perhaps Dress Your Staff up as Pirates and Make a Plank Out of Yourself :

I Say, I Say, Just Give Away Chicken with your Furniture … Aw, Man :